{"id":102,"date":"2005-02-16T12:40:22","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T17:40:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/?p=102"},"modified":"2005-02-16T12:40:22","modified_gmt":"2005-02-16T17:40:22","slug":"fun-facts-about-baruch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":"Fun Facts about Baruch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All of the drink-vending machines are sold out of drinks! I&#8217;m thirsty you lazy bastards&#8230;let&#8217;s get going on those refills!<\/p>\n<p>When trying to get through the turnstiles with their Baruch IDs some people who get a red signal (the machine didn&#8217;t understand the swiped card&#8211;swipe again) think that swiping their cards incrementally faster and faster will help&#8230;Then comes the look over their shoulder at the person behind them waiting for acknowledgement that it is indeed the machine\u0092s fault and not theirs.<\/p>\n<p>The escalators (that run from the 2nd to the 5th floor) work about 60% of the time. No one apparently knows why they don\u0092t run during the other 40%.<\/p>\n<p>Approximately 50% of male students who use the bathrooms in Baruch do not wash their hands. That means if you go to Baruch and you meet 6 guys and shake their hands or give them a &#8220;pound&#8221; or whatever you\u0092d like to call it, it is likely that for half of them you&#8217;re basically shaking hands with their&#8230;well, you get the idea. &#8220;I think I&#8217;ll go for a hug instead Bob&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;To be continued.<\/p>\n<p>These \u0093Fun Facts\u0094 are based on what I\u0092ve observed and not on any other source(s).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All of the drink-vending machines are sold out of drinks! I&#8217;m thirsty you lazy bastards&#8230;let&#8217;s get going on those refills! When trying to get through the turnstiles with their Baruch IDs some people who get a red signal (the machine didn&#8217;t understand the swiped card&#8211;swipe again) think that swiping their cards incrementally faster and faster [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fyi","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}