{"id":113,"date":"2005-04-07T23:59:22","date_gmt":"2005-04-08T04:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/?p=113"},"modified":"2005-04-07T23:59:22","modified_gmt":"2005-04-08T04:59:22","slug":"smooooth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"Smooooth!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;a sample of Budhiono&#8217;s suave style of wooing women.<\/p>\n<p>ono: barters?<br \/>\nono: you mean trade?<br \/>\nragazzina: yea<br \/>\nono: it all depends on the kind of trade of course<br \/>\nragazzina: what would you be willing to accept instead of cash<br \/>\nono: almost anything that could have cash value<br \/>\nono: what do you have to trade?<br \/>\nragazzina: i dunno<br \/>\nragazzina: name something<br \/>\nragazzina: and ill see if id be willing to part with it<br \/>\nono: ummm<br \/>\nono: almost anything sexual has monetary value<br \/>\nono: also<br \/>\nono: food<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;a sample of Budhiono&#8217;s suave style of wooing women. ono: barters? ono: you mean trade? ragazzina: yea ono: it all depends on the kind of trade of course ragazzina: what would you be willing to accept instead of cash ono: almost anything that could have cash value ono: what do you have to trade? ragazzina: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","category-humor","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}