{"id":132,"date":"2005-07-07T11:43:03","date_gmt":"2005-07-07T16:43:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2005-07-07T11:43:03","modified_gmt":"2005-07-07T16:43:03","slug":"more-finals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Finals up the wazoo (ass)"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK…ok. ok… ok. Alright, so my vitamins at 11pm + 4 cups of joe overnight (or morning depending on how you look at it) kept me up till about 4:45 until I just crashed and fell asleep. I’m kinda jumpy…and sleepy and grumpy and I know lots and lots of useless managerial accounting terms\/jargain. If you want a free consultation I advise you contact me prior to 5pm tonight at which point all recollection of this course will have diminished in order to make room for things like remembering what a size zero is in women’s clothing. [ Side Note – There<\/em> is a course that would actually help people. “Fem. Shopping 2201: Understanding the nonsensical marketing strategies used to size women’s clothes” { Sub-side note: Yes, I understand the fundamentals behind the marketing technique…I was trying to make a joke you momolicious fool! } ] I anticipated this would happen so I had set a schedule on my PC to play “Manic Monday” at 5:45am. I’m aware it isn’t Monday but the song fits the craziness of things going on during finals although I do disagree somewhat with Lauper in that I’d rather it be friday night instead of Sunday. Sunday is not my fun day. (If you got that quip pat yourself on the back; You’re probably me, reading this again from home or the only other person aside from myself to get it)<\/p>\n

One Final down, one to go. I hope I can calm down now and study a little more.<\/p>\n

PS – To my neighbor here at the lab who keeps peeking over at me and my screen…If you can read this—I know you’re looking. Stop you Asslusterous<\/a> RJB<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Ciao.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OK…ok. ok… ok. Alright, so my vitamins at 11pm + 4 cups of joe overnight (or morning depending on how you look at it) kept me up till about 4:45 until I just crashed and fell asleep. I’m kinda jumpy…and sleepy and grumpy and I know lots and lots of useless managerial accounting terms\/jargain. If […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","category-frustrated","category-tweaked-out"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}