{"id":136,"date":"2005-07-28T23:13:09","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T04:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/?p=136"},"modified":"2005-07-28T23:13:09","modified_gmt":"2005-07-29T04:13:09","slug":"war-of-the-worlds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=136","title":{"rendered":"War of the worlds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you like scripts that could&#8217;ve been written by 5th graders and a plot which makes less sense than one of my skits then this is the movie for you. No offense to Tom Cruise, who I&#8217;ve actually been a fan of for a while despite his very high levels of craziness (see: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/scientology.urbanup.com\/638573\" rel=\"noopener\">Scientology<\/a>). The CG is nice but that&#8217;s all this movie has going for it. The story just doesn&#8217;t make sense. Nothing is explained and the conclusion is very unsatisfactory, much like this review.<\/p>\n<p>The movie gets  one measly star out of five purely because of the nice effects.<br \/>\nThis review gets three and four fifths stars out of five because I say so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you like scripts that could&#8217;ve been written by 5th graders and a plot which makes less sense than one of my skits then this is the movie for you. No offense to Tom Cruise, who I&#8217;ve actually been a fan of for a while despite his very high levels of craziness (see: Scientology). The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}