{"id":138,"date":"2005-08-08T21:33:44","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T02:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/?p=138"},"modified":"2005-08-08T21:33:44","modified_gmt":"2005-08-09T02:33:44","slug":"please-refrain-from-asking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"Please refrain from asking&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0085until you read through these questions and answers of why I installed an air horn in the Malibu.<\/p>\n<p>Q.     Are you stupid?<br \/>\nA.      No.<\/p>\n<p>Q.     Why?!<br \/>\nA.     Bored\u0096Found it in the garage under my Lemon Heads and decided to put it in.<\/p>\n<p>Q.     How long did it take you?<br \/>\nA.     Around 30 minutes to solder additional wires to the stock connector to hook up the compressor and then about 2 hours to create my own bracket for the compressor and the horn since the old one was very weak and couldn\u0092t support the additional weight.<\/p>\n<p>Q.     Does it work?<br \/>\nA.     Yes it does even though I could only find one of the two trumpets that it runs on. It\u0092s still pretty loud.<\/p>\n<p>Q.     Did you drive around like an idiot and honk the horn at night when you finished?<br \/>\nA.     Absolutely.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0085until you read through these questions and answers of why I installed an air horn in the Malibu. Q. Are you stupid? A. No. Q. Why?! A. Bored\u0096Found it in the garage under my Lemon Heads and decided to put it in. Q. How long did it take you? A. Around 30 minutes to solder [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}