{"id":179,"date":"2005-11-06T02:13:21","date_gmt":"2005-11-06T07:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/?p=179"},"modified":"2005-11-06T02:13:21","modified_gmt":"2005-11-06T07:13:21","slug":"welcome-to-the-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=179","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the suck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jarhead&#8230;The movie&#8217;s tagline <em>welcome to the suck<\/em> proves to be more fitting than you&#8217;d expect.<\/p>\n<p>The film takes on a new marine-perspective of the war which is nice however the plot turns out to be quite predictable. The so-so storyline also proves to be troubling at times when events occur or pass completely unexplained and\/or unresolved. There are a handful of random quips throughout the film but if you&#8217;re after that you&#8217;re probably better off watching an Adam Sandler movie (yeah, I know.)<\/p>\n<p>2.5 out of 5 stars<\/p>\n<p>PS &#8211; Ebert &#038; Roeper can kiss my black ass<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jarhead&#8230;The movie&#8217;s tagline welcome to the suck proves to be more fitting than you&#8217;d expect. The film takes on a new marine-perspective of the war which is nice however the plot turns out to be quite predictable. The so-so storyline also proves to be troubling at times when events occur or pass completely unexplained and\/or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-review","category-starving"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}