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2) Never go to do laundry with Juan at 2am again<\/p>\n
3) Swedish Fish suck. Stop buying huge-ass packets of them<\/p>\n
4) No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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