{"id":266,"date":"2006-05-31T13:34:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-31T17:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/345am.com\/?p=266"},"modified":"2006-05-31T13:34:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-31T17:34:00","slug":"more-from-overheardinny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=266","title":{"rendered":"I like the food at Ollie&#039;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guy: What&#8217;s in the steamed little juicy buns?<br \/>\nChinese waitress: 10 minute longer.<br \/>\nOllie&#8217;s &#8211; 44th &#038; Broadway<\/p>\n<p>Man on cell: I tried to call you yesterday but you weren&#8217;t home. Where were you? What? Colonoscopy? Did he at least buy you flowers and talk dirty to you? Sorry, yeah that was out of line. I&#8217;ll cut the crap now. Oh, ha, ha, I just made an unintended pun. No&#8230;no, sorry, man&#8230;hello? Hello?<br \/>\nPenn Station &#8211; LIRR waiting area<\/p>\n<p>Ghetto HS girl #1: Gimme the camera!<br \/>\nGhetto HS girl #2: Noooo! I need to take a picture for myspace. You know what that means!<br \/>\nGhetto HS girl #1: What?<br \/>\nGhetto HS girl #2: I gotta look cute! But it has to look normal, like I&#8217;m not posing.<br \/>\n[Ghetto HS girl #1 grabs the camera and whacks girl #2 on the head. She snaps a photo.]<br \/>\nGhetto HS girl #2: What the fuck bitch!?<br \/>\nGhetto HS girl #1: [looking at the camera] Oh my god! It&#8217;s such a cuuuuuuuuuute picture!<br \/>\nGhetto HS girl #2: Oh my god! I&#8217;m sooooo cute.<br \/>\nStarbucks &#8211; 17th &#038; Union Square W<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/overheardinnewyork.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">www.OverHeardInNewYork.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guy: What&#8217;s in the steamed little juicy buns? Chinese waitress: 10 minute longer. Ollie&#8217;s &#8211; 44th &#038; Broadway Man on cell: I tried to call you yesterday but you weren&#8217;t home. Where were you? What? Colonoscopy? Did he at least buy you flowers and talk dirty to you? Sorry, yeah that was out of line. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}