{"id":270,"date":"2006-06-11T01:34:18","date_gmt":"2006-06-11T05:34:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/345am.com\/?p=270"},"modified":"2006-06-11T01:34:18","modified_gmt":"2006-06-11T05:34:18","slug":"wink-or-a-twitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=270","title":{"rendered":"It wasn&#039;t a wink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lately I\u0092ve been twitching a lot. It started a long time ago as a nervous tick; my right eye would squint a little involuntarily then it would blink a few times. As of late however I\u0092ve been twitching a lot for no apparent reason.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday I was at South Street Seaport and I started to twitch a little just as some girls happened to be walking by. One of them saw me (about 15 feet away) through the crowd and gave me the biggest \u0091you dumbass slime bag\u0092 look I\u0092ve ever gotten. I didn\u0092t even bother to try and explain that I wasn\u0092t winking and that I was just twitching\u0085I\u0092m hopeless. What the hell is up with my right eye?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lately I\u0092ve been twitching a lot. It started a long time ago as a nervous tick; my right eye would squint a little involuntarily then it would blink a few times. As of late however I\u0092ve been twitching a lot for no apparent reason. On Saturday I was at South Street Seaport and I started [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","category-humor","category-tired"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}