{"id":291,"date":"2006-08-14T16:20:55","date_gmt":"2006-08-14T20:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/345am.com\/?p=291"},"modified":"2006-08-14T16:20:55","modified_gmt":"2006-08-14T20:20:55","slug":"myspace-baby-snatchers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"MySpace Baby Snatchers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/profile.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#038;friendid=42663087\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/pics\/myspace-thief.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have no idea who this chic is or how she stumbled on to my profile, which is where she probably found this picture of Austen. Pretty funny\/creepy though&#8212;I found this weird link in my statistics report for 345am.com and it wound up taking me to some random person&#8217;s myspace profile with a picture of Austen in it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have no idea who this chic is or how she stumbled on to my profile, which is where she probably found this picture of Austen. Pretty funny\/creepy though&#8212;I found this weird link in my statistics report for 345am.com and it wound up taking me to some random person&#8217;s myspace profile with a picture of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-da-baby","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}