{"id":30,"date":"2004-06-29T13:14:56","date_gmt":"2004-06-29T17:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2004-06-29T13:14:56","modified_gmt":"2004-06-29T17:14:56","slug":"stan-the-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Stan The Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/pics\/stantheman.jpg\" width=\"288\" height=\"352\" alt=\"House for sale in Jersey City\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ugh&#8230;.You say it&#8217;s in Jersey City? Great condition? Asking price is $350,000? Over $50k in back-taxes owed? Renting it out for a little more than $500 per 3 BR apartment?  <strong>SOLD !!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Famous quotes from Stan The Man:<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8220;Hey, shit happens&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, and there is a pisser over there if you need to goto the bathroom&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;1st of all and then second of all&#8230;&#8221; (note the absence of a &#8220;first of all-comment&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh&#8230;.You say it&#8217;s in Jersey City? Great condition? Asking price is $350,000? Over $50k in back-taxes owed? Renting it out for a little more than $500 per 3 BR apartment? SOLD !!! Famous quotes from Stan The Man: &#8220;Hey, shit happens&#8221; &#8220;Oh, and there is a pisser over there if you need to goto the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}