{"id":344,"date":"2007-06-11T22:53:18","date_gmt":"2007-06-12T02:53:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/345am.com\/?p=344"},"modified":"2007-06-11T22:53:18","modified_gmt":"2007-06-12T02:53:18","slug":"bon-voyage-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"Bon voyage, Paris!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/pics\/hilton_jail.jpg'\/><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\">image courtesy of galleryoftheabsurb.com \u00a9<\/font><\/p>\n<p>As much as I hate how much our culture revolves around celebrities I admit that I&#8217;m ecstatic that Paris Hilton is being sent back to jail.  After serving only a handful of days in prison she was released by the sheriff on the grounds that she was disoriented, and not dealing well with the situation.  What?!  Really?!  Prison isn\u0092t a fun place to be?  No shit!  I\u0092m glad that the ruling judge on her case quickly ordered that she be placed back in prison to serve her full sentence.  Hopefully this will send a message to all the other Paris Hiltons of our time and let people (celebrities or not) know that if you break the law, you will go to jail.  Bon voyage, Paris!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>image courtesy of galleryoftheabsurb.com \u00a9 As much as I hate how much our culture revolves around celebrities I admit that I&#8217;m ecstatic that Paris Hilton is being sent back to jail. After serving only a handful of days in prison she was released by the sheriff on the grounds that she was disoriented, and not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","category-happy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}