{"id":38,"date":"2004-08-05T22:01:32","date_gmt":"2004-08-06T02:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2004-08-05T22:01:32","modified_gmt":"2004-08-06T02:01:32","slug":"baruch-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Baruch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/pics\/baruch-id.jpg\" width=\"459\" height=\"281\" alt=\"Baruch, Baruch, Baruch is on FIRE !!!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The greatest feeling in the world: You give a few thousand dollars to the Bursar&#8217;s office, and they give you a paper with clearance to get a nice plastic card with your photo on it. Score !!!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and no, the card didn&#8217;t come like this. I added the &#8220;VOID&#8221;  so some momo doesn&#8217;t try to print it out and use it. Stupid momos!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The greatest feeling in the world: You give a few thousand dollars to the Bursar&#8217;s office, and they give you a paper with clearance to get a nice plastic card with your photo on it. Score !!!! &#8230;and no, the card didn&#8217;t come like this. I added the &#8220;VOID&#8221; so some momo doesn&#8217;t try to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}