{"id":94,"date":"2005-01-16T00:33:32","date_gmt":"2005-01-16T05:33:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.345am.com\/?p=94"},"modified":"2005-01-16T00:33:32","modified_gmt":"2005-01-16T05:33:32","slug":"youre-fired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/345am.com\/?p=94","title":{"rendered":"You&#039;re Fired!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Doug Brien (kicker for the Jets),<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re [cough..uhmm..mmm..{choking sounds}&#8230;cough&#8230;ughhghh&#8230;..cough] Fired!<\/p>\n<p>Go-go-gogogo-goooodbyee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Doug Brien (kicker for the Jets), You&#8217;re [cough..uhmm..mmm..{choking sounds}&#8230;cough&#8230;ughhghh&#8230;..cough] Fired! Go-go-gogogo-goooodbyee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=94"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=94"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=94"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/345am.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=94"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}