Category: Humor
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Your getting sleepy, sleeepy, sleeeepy!
Damn! Why the hell can’t I goto sleep? I gotta cut down on my daily Pepsi© intake. I got my new 19″ LCD today: Total shipping amount I was charged for- $50 ; Actual shipping cost as displayed on the “Standard Post Mail” USPS sticker on the box- $19…why am I not surprised? The least…
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Florida Trip
So– I went and now I’m back. From 8/14 to 8/22 I was in Flordia with Juan. I’ll put up some pics and video in a while when I get around to it. It was a nice trip with the usual phases when friends spend an unusually large amount of time together: 1- Happiness 2-…
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NO-Xplode Creatine
mmmmmm…Creatine. I’d never take it because of the horror-stories that are out there although I’ve been tempted at times: It’s still fun looking around at all the different types and how they try to market them. This is the funniest description/pitch I’ve read in a while. NO [nitric oxide] widens the blood vessel, which in…
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Baruch
The greatest feeling in the world: You give a few thousand dollars to the Bursar’s office, and they give you a paper with clearance to get a nice plastic card with your photo on it. Score !!!! …and no, the card didn’t come like this. I added the “VOID” so some momo doesn’t try to…
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The Crapsyn
New Skit !! The Crapsyn is a parody of the Dyson vacuum commercial. Here is a link to both the original commercial and our remake. Enjoy! [PS – Our parody is a bit large so it may take a few minutes to buffer the video…] Dyson Commercial (original) The Crapsyon (2PWC Parody)
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Pelicans
This picture is of a painting from the Seaside Heights vacation home that freaked us all out. It was unanimous: These are some big-ass headed Pelicans!
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Seaside Heights, NJ
Spent the long [4th July] weekend at Seaside Heights in a vacation home by the beach. Cool little get-away town for the summer season: clean, quite and water/beach in what seemed to be every direction. The boardwalk wasn’t a big hit and neither was the fireworks display on the 4th but the beach was pretty…
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Stan The Man
Ugh….You say it’s in Jersey City? Great condition? Asking price is $350,000? Over $50k in back-taxes owed? Renting it out for a little more than $500 per 3 BR apartment? SOLD !!! Famous quotes from Stan The Man: “Hey, shit happens” “Oh, and there is a pisser over there if you need to goto the…
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Voicemail
I get the most interesting voicemails from people. Click here to listen to one
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Century 21
Juan and I went early on friday and we were sleepy as hell…he had been up for like 28 hours and I hadn’t gotten my minimum 9 1/2 hours of sleep. 45 minutes later we finally arrived at the Century 21 in Long Island. When does the grand central not have any traffic?! After finding…