Stan The Man

House for sale in Jersey City

Ugh….You say it’s in Jersey City? Great condition? Asking price is $350,000? Over $50k in back-taxes owed? Renting it out for a little more than $500 per 3 BR apartment? SOLD !!!

Famous quotes from Stan The Man:
“Hey, shit happens”
“Oh, and there is a pisser over there if you need to goto the bathroom”
“1st of all and then second of all…” (note the absence of a “first of all-comment”)


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    the 5 foota

    this is the best house i’ve ever seen! it’so big, and i live here. thanx 4 buying it, and now me and my white girlfriend can live in peace, with pet dog and wrestling friends, while we eat guacamole chips! thanks again guy. this is sooooo cool. my girlfriend said she saw u guys that day. she was wearing almost nothing. hope u like her.

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