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Linguistic Mandate

All college students, whether freshmen just entering from high school or seniors nearing graduation are hereby forbidden from using the word “nigga” more than once in a conversation. High school students should be beaten by peers every time they use the word “nigga” more than twice in a sentance or the word “nigger” ever.

Example: I was in the Baruch library today trying to do a little work and two guys (super-duper white boys) sat down at computer stations beside me. They appeared to be 17/18 years old and therefore were most likely freshmen. Throughout the 30 minutes during which I managed to supress their conversation enough to conclude my work there were still bits and peices I couldn’t help but hearing.

momo 1: …yeah, then that nigga told the niggas from flushing that they’d beat they asses if they ever fucked with him again.
momo 2: nah man. that nigga wooped his ass. This nigga [john] went in and fucked all those niggas up. Niggas were wildin’ out yo!
momo 1: word son?! that niggas crazy
momo 2: word yo…

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2 responses to “Linguistic Mandate”

  1. Budhiono Avatar
    Budhiono

    As our society becomes more “hip hop/rap” oriented, the use of the english language will suffer and cease to exist from the abuse of those words. I hate engaging in a conversation, much less hear a conversation using words such as the above.

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  2. Beerinder Avatar
    Beerinder

    Nigga please…Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

    I don’t think its rap/hip hop’s fault. It’s the kids who think it’s OK to use the slang everywhere they go: home/college/school/work/etc. While we’re on the subject somewhat another thing has been bugging me for a really long time: a lot of teachers/schools/education systems are being blamed for failing students inappropriately. The systems have been the same for years and students managed to pass their tests then so why are those tests “unfair” now for students in high school/middle school? Politicians play along with it because no one has the balls to say that it’s the kids’ fault…that and lots of students have parents who vote (hmm: votes vs. right thing to do). If you can’t pass a simple regents exam or something similar then you should study more and seek tutoring, not get a free pass into college. Don’t immediately blame schools/teachers about their tests being too hard or assigning too much work or the system for all that jazz you stupid asslusterous momos—Parents and kids alike.

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