Just another day in the…library?!?

To the girl behind me in the computer lab in the library,

I apreciate you whispering into your phone to not disturb other people in the library but how about turning off your loud ass speakerphone you stupid asslusterous momo. It doesn’t make sense people! Why whisper and then have someone on a speaker loud enough that everyone in the library can hear? Ahhhhhhh!!!!