1) Sign up for a text messaging plan
2) Never go to do laundry with Juan at 2am again
3) Swedish Fish suck. Stop buying huge-ass packets of them
4) No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room
Note to self
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2 responses to “Note to self”
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Note to self: Grow up!
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2am laundry run!! Let’s go!!
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