Guy #1: I’d totally hit that.
Guy #2: Dude, I’d hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.
College Walk, Columbia University
Overheard by: King Arthur
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10-year-old white boy: He thinks all dark people are Osama Bin Laden.
10-year-old brown boy: That is a disgrace to me. I’m not even Hindu, yo.
24th Ave & 29th St, Astoria
Overheard by: kelly
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