Guy: What’s in the steamed little juicy buns?
Chinese waitress: 10 minute longer.
Ollie’s – 44th & Broadway
Man on cell: I tried to call you yesterday but you weren’t home. Where were you? What? Colonoscopy? Did he at least buy you flowers and talk dirty to you? Sorry, yeah that was out of line. I’ll cut the crap now. Oh, ha, ha, I just made an unintended pun. No…no, sorry, man…hello? Hello?
Penn Station – LIRR waiting area
Ghetto HS girl #1: Gimme the camera!
Ghetto HS girl #2: Noooo! I need to take a picture for myspace. You know what that means!
Ghetto HS girl #1: What?
Ghetto HS girl #2: I gotta look cute! But it has to look normal, like I’m not posing.
[Ghetto HS girl #1 grabs the camera and whacks girl #2 on the head. She snaps a photo.]
Ghetto HS girl #2: What the fuck bitch!?
Ghetto HS girl #1: [looking at the camera] Oh my god! It’s such a cuuuuuuuuuute picture!
Ghetto HS girl #2: Oh my god! I’m sooooo cute.
Starbucks – 17th & Union Square W
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