I was once referred to only as, “kitty” although now both Lucinda and Davinder use my auspicious given name: Nietzsche. I’ve been called, “rug rat,” “fuzzy,” “fuzzhead,” and even “Al” (short for Albino). Today, I’ve decided to start my diary.

I was born in February of 1994. At a young age, I was removed from my original home and sent to live on a farm in Maryland. At a few months of age, I was transported by Mr. Tod Famous to New York City to live with my owner, Lucinda Famous.

Currently, I’m in great health although I was sick with kidney problems for a while. As for my hobbies, I love my kitty tree. I enjoy running around in the middle of the night and making whining noises. I like to play with my kitty toys and I don’t like to take baths. Sometimes I like to sit on the window sill in the sun, particularly when Lucinda puts the A/C on high. Today, Scout joined me in the window sill and we touched butt-to-butt.

I’m looking forward to my afternoon kitty treats. It really sucks when the Big Sikh doesn’t get home til late because Lu never gives us kitty treats anymore. She just cleans the crap master and declares, “Open for Business!” as if to congratulate herself on a job well done.

On second thought, I’ve decided to let this diary be a joint diary belonging to both myself and little Scoutie. Look for her posts as well.

-Nietzsche

Hi, it’s me. Scout. I would like to have some kitty treats, please. Thank you.

-Scout