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Category: Humor

  • Texas: Part 2 – What did she say?!

    After a good night’s rest we went to an Italian restaurant for brunch. David & I ordered some Pinot Noir to celebrate his and Vanessa’s new upcoming jobs at the bar while we waited for our table. The bartender, however, decided we wanted Merlot instead. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Pinot…but since my nonexistent pallet…

  • NYC Pigeons

    I love how pigeons in NYC choose to walk around rather than fly. You can walk down Broadway during rush-hour traffic and see one walking across the street dodging pedestrians/cars/bikes as if it could care less. New York state of mind indeed.

  • Bimbo: A beautiful disaster

    bimbo  n.  (bmb) Slang. A woman regarded as vacuous or as having an exaggerated interest in her sexual appeal. [Dictionary.com] I’m not thrilled about using the term “bimbo” but it fits so well. I’m no Einstein myself, Cin&Vin would gladly tell you I’m not always the sharpest knife in the drawer but…I don’t know, you…

  • An apple a day…

    Before anyone jumps to any crazy conclusions, I am pro gay marriage. The joke is that they’re racist (it’s true) but manage to see how gay marriage isn’t a bad thing. It’s good, but it just doesn’t make any sense people!

  • Eating Healthy

    me: shit…im gonna go buy some pizza or something before i die Budhiono: lol Budhiono: no pizza me: no pizza? me: its gotta be healthier than wendy’s or white castle! Budhiono: salad me: hahaha me: AHHHH HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH me: LMAO me: ohh…you’re too much me: but seriously me: …hehe (salad) me: ohhhhh man

  • It wasn't a wink

    Lately I’ve been twitching a lot. It started a long time ago as a nervous tick; my right eye would squint a little involuntarily then it would blink a few times. As of late however I’ve been twitching a lot for no apparent reason. On Saturday I was at South Street Seaport and I started…

  • Si, E. — I mean "eh". Not "y" or A. Get it?!

    After some training in Jersey City last night I wound up on the E train at its first (or last) stop, the WTC, on my way back into Queens. After a couple of stops this lady who must’ve been in her late 40s got on and asked me in Spanish if it was the E…

  • I like the food at Ollie's

    Guy: What’s in the steamed little juicy buns? Chinese waitress: 10 minute longer. Ollie’s – 44th & Broadway Man on cell: I tried to call you yesterday but you weren’t home. Where were you? What? Colonoscopy? Did he at least buy you flowers and talk dirty to you? Sorry, yeah that was out of line.…

  • You may be an insomniac if…

    ” A doodle from Einstein, Plato or Hawking while working on their next breakthrough? A break while working on the next concerto by Mozart or Beethoven? Not quite. It is from the mind of Rin, during his active-alert state, usually lasting from 2am – 4am. ” [Quoted from Cin & Vin’s Blog: Click Here for…

  • Overheard in NY

    Guy #1: I’d totally hit that. Guy #2: Dude, I’d hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England. College Walk, Columbia University Overheard by: King Arthur — 10-year-old white boy: He thinks all dark people are Osama Bin Laden. 10-year-old brown boy: That is a disgrace to me.…